3359 Comments

• 

  The leak is always in the hardest place to reach.

  farm jokes Tuesday, 10 November 2026 20:31 Comment Link
• 

  I’ve heard Farm FM’s market report and immediately felt richer and poorer at the same time.

  Farm FM Tuesday, 10 November 2026 20:28 Comment Link
• 

  Country music and dairy farming both require you to be comfortable with repetition and early alarms.

  farm.FM jokes Tuesday, 10 November 2026 20:20 Comment Link
• 

  Dairy farming humor: the cow that gives the most milk is the one that kicks the bucket.

  FARM.FM Tuesday, 10 November 2026 20:14 Comment Link
• 

  The tractor cab is a office, a dining room, and a nap pod.

  farm.FM Tuesday, 10 November 2026 20:11 Comment Link
• 

  Ranching and country music both make you sentimental about dirt and old gates.

  Farm Funny Texas Tuesday, 10 November 2026 20:07 Comment Link
• 

  I’ve built things that would make an engineer cry and a farmer nod approvingly.

  here Tuesday, 10 November 2026 20:02 Comment Link
• 

  Country songs about farms are better when the farm has a real problem and a real dog.

  https://farm.fm Tuesday, 10 November 2026 19:54 Comment Link
• 

  My tractor has two speeds: too slow and “why is that smoking?”

  Farm News Satire Tuesday, 10 November 2026 19:51 Comment Link
• 

  I’ve grown tomatoes that were smaller than the effort it took to grow them.

  FARM.FM Tuesday, 10 November 2026 19:46 Comment Link